Vice President J.D. Vance revealed a crude sex joke from President Donald Trump while speaking next to Second Lady Usha Vance during a Christmas Party event at the Naval Observatory residence.
The vice president recalled a sex joke made by Trump during a meeting with him, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and another politician, whom the vice president did not disclose.
The trio was reportedly discussing a “really important” issue, but then the president leaned over his desk and saw something that he found disgusting: Vance and Rubio’s shoes.
“The president kind of holds up his hand and says, ‘No, no, no, hold on a second. There’s something much more important. Shoes.’ He peers over the resolute desk and he says, ‘Marco, JD, you guys have sh*tty shoes,’” Vance recalled.
Trump immediately changed the subject and proceeded to pick up a shoe catalog before asking what shoe size Vance and Rubio wore.
“He goes out and grabs a catalog,” Vance recalled.
“There happens to be another politician in the room, I won’t say who, and you’ll find out why in a second. And he actually runs us through this incredible shoe catalog. The President is gifting us with four pairs of shoes,” he added.
Vance explained why he did not want to reveal the identity of the other politician who was present in the meeting, the Daily Mail reported.
Trump asked the GOP official what his shoe size was, to which he replied, “Seven.”
The president took a moment, visibly aghast, and then said, “You know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.” The president’s comments appear to suggest that men with small feet have small-sized privates.
As the Daily Mail reported, Vance wears a size-13 shoe. After revealing Trump’s sex joke, he brought his wife into the discussion.
“We won’t ask the second lady for comment on that particular topic,” Vance said.
Conservatives on social media reacted to Vance’s revelation, with one offering commentary on how they perceive a person’s character by their shoes. Others praised Rubio and Vance, speculating that the duo could be a strong ticket in 2028.
“Marco Rubio is a simple man. I saw him speak years ago. He was wearing an off the rack suit and crappy shoes. I noticed that. That’s when I realized he was about the people and not himself,” Newsmax host Rob Carson said.
“JD and Marco will remain powerhouses on the world stage for the next 40 years or so. They represent American Exceptionalism at its best, just like Charlie Kirk did. Vote conservative for your family’s best future,” Jim Loomis wrote.
For Trump, no policy meeting is too serious for a roast, and Republicans seem to love him more for it.
